High Five For Jesus!

Morally wrong on so many levels...

Sunday, December 29, 2002
I saw Jesus today and he told me to inform you all that God says no.

Welcome cult member Chris. You must be hazed. Where are my castration hedgeclippers...?

Saturday, December 28, 2002
Wow. This must be some supa crazy blog cult 'cause I just realized I'm somehow a member...

Monday, September 16, 2002
What if jesus' name were really "heysoos" and he just broke into cars?

Saturday, September 14, 2002
We decidedly ran out of things to say about Jesus. Either that or we are thinking of more things to say about Jesus.

Monday, April 22, 2002
Jesus owned a hotel. He called his hotel the Holy Arms Hotel. In his hotel there was a bar. He made specialty drinks like "sex on the beach". They were all free. You could take his towels also.

In the lobby Jesus pimped out his hoes to the business men and there were drinks sitting around everywhere. It was so fun and nobody wanted to leave. Jesus IS cool like that. But then he called the cops and kicked those freeloaders out.

Saturday, April 20, 2002
I bet jesus is like the friend who lets everyone freeload. You can open his fridge and start eating his food and drinking his beer and he'd let you because Jesus is cool like that.

Saturday, April 13, 2002
"YES! I know exactly where I was and who was there. And it was at church with Jesus."

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